Albums on My iPod
HICKORY DREAMS
Midwest Love BalladsHICKORY DREAMS
1) Warsh Them Paper Plates
2) Get in the Back Seat, Whore
3) Whiskey and Government Cheese
4) (You’ve Got) Cum on Your Chin
5) Jerkin’ It to Pictures of Your Sister
6) You Want Another Black Eye, Bitch?
7) Rest Your Head, So I Can Rest My Beer
8) Ten Pack of Wife-Beaters (on Lay-a-Way)
9) Pigs Don’t Have Periods (I’ll Be in the Barn)
10) I Shot You in the Face ‘Cause You Deserved It
11) Hang a Freshener ‘Round that Dusty Old Vagina
12) You Made Me Git Yer Blood on My Best Flannel Shirt
13) I’m Leavin’ to Get Some Smokes (Be Back in 18 Years)
14) There’s Tears in Yer Eyes, ‘Cause I Haven’t Beat ‘Em Dry
15) I Know You Meant Yes When You Said No (All Those Times, Baby)
HOBO NIGHTS
Back Alley Beats
1) Belly Lint Supper 2) Crappin’ in the Urinal
3) I Used to Have Feelings
4) I’ll Eat That for a Quarter
5) Gin and Me (A Love Ballad)
6) Drink and Stink (Disco Remix)
7) Please Don’t Stare, It’s Rude
8) When Am I Gonna Eat Again?
9) Spit is Like Rain From Heaven
10) Hey, You’re Peein’ on My Head
11) Blowjobs for Crumbs (A Lullaby)
12) What’s That Smell? (Oh…It’s Me)
13) Hobos Need Love, Too (Funk-Mix)
14) I Used to Have 2 Shirts and a Toilet
15) Come Over Here (I Won’t Rape You)
16) There’s No Sunlight in the Dumpster
17) My Kidney for a Bucket of Chicken
18) I Can’t Live on Moldy Bread and Lice
19) Looks Like Pie, Tastes Like Pig Anus
20) I Get Beat Up Weekly (City Livin’ Mix)
21) 12-Hour Workdays (The Pan-Handlin’ Song)
22) I Wish I Was in Sunny Florida (The Minnesota Song)
INSIDE YOU
Prison Songs of Cell Block 4
1) Mouth-Rapin’
2) Keep Stabbin’
3) Butt Smugglin’
4) Infirmary Blues
5) I Finally Got AIDS
6) I Wish I Was Dead
7) Jailbird Sweethearts
8) Whose Dick is That?
9) Don’t Stop Receivin’
10) 99 (Heroin) Balloons
11) Strawberry Toilet Wine
12) A Carton of Broken Dreams
13) Nightsticks and Cavity Searches
14) Correctional Time (Warden Lovin’)
15) Tuck Your Penis Between Your Legs
16) My Bellybutton Isn’t a Vagina, Either
17) Shit on My Dick (The Chili Dog Song)
18) Why Don’t You Ever Choke Me, Anymore?
19) Three Years and Not One F*ckin’ Visit, Bitch!?!
20) Hold that Nigg*r Down (A White Power Lullaby)
21) There’s No Shame (In Being Traded for Half a Pack of Cigarettes), Cracker
STEEL VAGINAS
Sing Sing Prison, Women’s Ward
1) Ho-bag
2) Sybian Cell
3) I’m Her Boi
4) Tuna Boat Blues
5) Stank Ass Bitch!
6) Metal Shop Dong
7) Thelma and Disease
8) Shankin’ in the Shower
9) Cunt Smugglin’ (Remix)
10) Eatin’ Tacos Every Night
11) I Miss My Boyfriend’s Cock
12) Burning Bush (A Protest Song)
13) Pube Flakes for Breakfast, Again
14) Please Use Just One Finger, Baby
15) Two-Fist Tuesdays (A Power Ballad)
16) He Used to Beat Me (‘Til I Shot Him)
17) Butch Kinky and the Muff Munch Kid
18) Eight Girls, 1 Cell and Out of Toilet Paper
WISHES UPON A STAR
Songs from the Womb and Crib
1) Stillborn Blues
2) 20-Inch Casket
3) Wire Hanger Birthday
4) Jesus Wouldn’t Take Me
5) Please, Let Me Breathe (Rap)
6) Forceps and Diapers (Funk Mix)
7) I Wish I’d Been Born (A Ballad)
8) Chokin’ on a Pacifier (Dance Mix)
9) I Would’ve Been a Loser, Anyway
10) Born a Crackhead, Died an Orphan
11) Too Much Cough Syrup (A Lullaby)
12) See You in Hell, Daddy (Death Metal)
13) There’s a Stranger Hovering Over Me
14) I Wasn’t Meant to Fit In the Microwave
15) I Wish I’d Sucked a Titty (Country Cover)
16) You Don’t Punch That Hard (The Fist Song)
17) Whatcha Doin’ with That Pillow, Mommy?
18) SIDS is 4 Pussies (Who Can’t Take a Bullet)
TEARS OF A PEDOPHILE
Songs for A Minor
1) Follow the Candy Trail
2) She’s Only 17 (Months)
3) A Van with No Windows
4) Put Your Penis in Your Sister
5) Tell Your Brother, He’s Next
6) Jesus Told Me He Wants You To
7) Come Meet Your New Pet Turtle
8) I Don’t Wanna Wait (‘Til You’re 8)
9) I’ll Kill Your Momma If You Talk
10) Meet Me in the Closet, Like Usual
11) Yeah, She’s 5 (But She Looked 15)
12) Her IQ’s Low, So My Hopes are High
13) Three Daughters Down, Two Sons to Go
14) All Your Friends are Doin’ It...In the Butt
15) Who You Gonna Tell? (The Backhand Song)
16) I Know it Hurts (That’s Why it Feels So Good)
17) Unzip His Pants When You Sit on Daddy’s Lap
18) Just Hold in Your Tears (It’ll Be Over in 10 Years)
19) You’re Half My Height and Twice as Easy to Choke
HO’$ FOR DOLLAR$
Songs of the Modern Pimp
1) By the Hour
2) Bitch-Slappin’
3) Wash That Ass
4) Whores and Heroin
5) Ho’s Don’t Got Feelin’s
6) You Holdin’ Out on Me?
7) Get Yo Ass to Da Corner
8) Dead Bitch (In My Trunk)
9) If You Leave, I’ll Kill You
10) In the Street, On Your Back
11) Diamonds and Pearl Necklaces
12) Smack That Bitch! (Dance Mix)
13) My Foot in Your Ass (A Love Ballad)
14) $1,000-a-Day Keeps My Hand at Bay
15) Once a Trickbaby, Always a Trickbaby
16) Dreams Are 4 Bitches (Gimme dat Cash)
17) Your Tears Don’t Pay the Bills, Your Ass Do
18) I Ain’t Your Daddy (But I’ll Fuck Ya Like Him)
19) These ‘Sum Ugly Bitches at the Bus Station, 2Nite
MOANS AT MIDNIGHT
Songs of the Street Corner Prostitute
1) My Ass Hurts
2) Crack Don’t Buy Itself
3) Golden Showers and Me
4) “Ooh, Aah”…Is it Over?
5) They’re All Named John
6) Hurry Up (It’s The Po-Po)
7) Yes, My Daddy Molested Me
8) Stick It in Already! (The Remix)
9) STD’s All-Around (Dance Mix)
10) I Don’t Mean to Cry (A Lullaby)
11) Damn it, I Just Took a Shower!
12) Parking Lot Pussy (A Love Ballad)
13) Trickin’s Gettin’ Old...And So Am I
14) Greek Dressing (The Anal Lube Song)
15) He Ain’t My Pimp, He’s My Brother
16) I Wish I Hadn’t Run Away From Home
17) You Don’t Need a Degree to Suck a Dick
18) I Hate Callin’ You “Daddy” (The Silent Song)
19) You Pay Up-Front Before You Go in the Back
20) She Got Murdered Last Week (One Block Over)